A grammatically nauseating post without punctuation and missing keywords has set the Humpty Doo & Rural Areas Facebook page on fire, with the online community group asking the question: "Who is Mark?"
The post, by anonymous, started-off: "So two days in a row mark has been telling staff how to do their jobs wrong".
It appeared to tell Mark to: "do your job"
The post continued: "we heard him telling the new cleaner how to do her job what gives him the right"
Without break or pause, the post continues: "bags the last cleaner you're here rent free and bossing staff around 6 months you come here and yes you're going through but you have no right to get him out and not come back"
It appears the last cleaner decided to quit because of "Mark", but we can't be sure.
The post finished up: "I was going to lose my yesterday but I been drinking there for 12 years he needs to fkn go"
The public comments on the post were merciless, with many attracting far more likes and attention than the original rant.
One lady put the post through Chat GPT, which created a more logical statement with full punctuation and additional words.
One comment, attracting nearly a hundred reactions read: "When I work out who Mark is, I'm quitting too".
Another said: "I want to buy a vowel this is gold"
One comment tied-in another recent popular post by an anonymous cooker: "Sitting too close to the magnetic chook"
Another said: "Fuck you Mark, whoever you are".
The original post from Friday night went on to spawn further posts, with a couple of readers contacting The Mango Inquirer for help in identifying "Mark".
Do you have your own "Mark" in your workplace or social circles that's more a hinderance than asset?
Can you help us find Humpty Doo's "Mark", so we can award him caretaker or barfly of the month?
Could a Top End version of "Karen" have been created, because of one beer post?
And how do we go about installing "Mark" into popular Darwin vernacular.
We are The "Mark" Inquirer.
