A little angry lady with alleged substance issues has come out of nowhere and assaulted Mango sitting at the Cavenagh street bus stop at 4pm today, while minding me own business.
In the second of such incidents to happen this year, Mango just accepted what was on offer.
After a minute of up-close abuse, I finally got up off the seat, so she could better judge the size difference.
A couple of mosquito bites later, the woman proceeded to reach into her bra, but didn't end up pulling anything out, after Mango reminded her of the cameras across the road.
A chat with other people after the kerfuffle confirmed she was definitely implying Mango was stab-worthy.
The woman demanded: "Film me! Film me!" before I finally fulfilled the demand.
Only videoed the end of it.
As other people started to intervene, she proceeded to turn on them as well.
If you're her mob, please let her know the offer of friendship is there. Even a selfie.
We are The Mango Inquirer.
