A large-buttocked man has baffled motorists in Casuarina this afternoon, trailing some distance behind a petite shoe-less lady.
The Mango Inquirer has been provided dashcam footage of the occasional genital flash, as a large beach towel, sarong or toga is adjusted by the man striding down Bradshaw Terrace.
Not sensing any immediate danger, our source inboxing the video said he didn't pull over to help, but hoped an explanation may emerge in the comments.
Whether a pool-party gone wrong, or a genuine risk to public safety, we thought this needed an answer, and throw it over to you, the brain's trust.
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