PornHub expert Mango Inquirer reckons: "A lack of grinding has me suspicious that anything unacceptable by community standards is going on here.
"The buoyancy of water and sedimentary factors not experienced by NASA astonauts researching love-making on our behalf, presents thrust and abrasion factors that bring into doubt the question of authenticity, beyond anything above a rehearsed WWE tussle or an olympics breakdancing tribute to Raygun's moment of conception."
"It's with these summations in mind, that Mango declares nothing other than a bit of school yard knuckling between a dominant person with an assertive personality, next to someone with a susceptibility to assertive redirectioning in oceanic physics, in a mutually unclear scenario, is what's happening here".
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