A Ludmilla resident has taken to Facebook with claims that the international airforce exercise involving 20 nations at nearby RAAF Base Darwin has damaged her property.
At first glance the post appeared to be a joke, given the use of Pauline Hanson as the primary profile photo.
It soon became clear the complaint was no hot chip portion shit.
She shared: "Compensation for cracked ceilings door frames windows ect from pitch black."
"Look close your house be the same.,,"
One resident advised: "Just go to the RAAF base at the narrows, tell them what's damaged and they will give you a free pass at windscreens obrien."
The Mango Inquirer has asked for some photos of the damage, but in lieu of receiving those, we suggest residents rally for the relocation of RAAF Base Darwin to the spare unused bushland east of the Lee Point development, at Buffalo Creek.
13 Squadron could be renamed 'The Flying Finches'.
Updates to follow when we get the photo evidence of the damage, and the Windscreens O'Brien voucher arrangements from the Chief of Air Force.
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